my $curry = sub {
  submit_thingamabob($handle, $not_today, $thingie, @_ );
};

    $curry->( "Foo!",  234 );
    $curry->( "Frob!", 23 );
    $curry->( "Forb!", 54 );
    $curry->( "ooF!",  11 );
    $curry->( "broF!", fakenum );
    $curry->( "Frap!", 458 );