13 Blessed are they that understand regexs, for they shall waste no time trying to parse HTML. 14 Blessed are you, when "they" insult you and ridicule you, and speak all manner of evil against you for using Perl, for great will be your reward when your project is finished in less time, and with less effort. 15 If there are those who refuse to accept our wonderful message, do not allow them to draw you into a fruitless flame war, and thereby bring disrepute upon yourselves and our Monastery. 16 Remember well: "What should it profit a man, if he should win a flame war, yet lose his cool?". 17 If this is an area of weakness for you, as it is for me, then I would encourage you, my fellow Monasterians, to consider a vow of silence as I have done, speaking rarely and with words carefully chosen to edify and inform. 18 Brothers and sisters, I commend you once again for restoring my faith in the idea of a viable, on-line community. And now, 19 May your syntax always be correct and your algorithms efficient. 20 May your references point to good data, and may you grow in the knowledge and understanding of our beloved language, Perl. 21 Amen and amen.