droneOne: we need a new product, ideas anyone?
droneTwo: well we have no programming ability.
droneSix: and no original ideas
droneTwo: or no artistic skills
drone1-9: ...
droneOne: I know, we'll come up with something entirely stupid...
droneTwo: and put a huge price tag on it...
droneSix: then people will think it must be good
droneOne: excellent, hey lets call it a "Perl obfuscator"
droneTwo: I like it
droneOne: meeting ajourned