# Made by Jerrad Pierce <belg4mit@mit.edu> '97
emptyrule::
        @echo make:
        @echo " babies, fire, fun, haste, love, marmalade, me, meatloaf"
        @echo " merry, mess, money, more, noise, pancakes, peace, quiche"
        @echo " rain, suggestion, time, trouble, war"
all light world:
        @echo Fiat Lux!
babies love:
        @echo You pervert, I\'m just a computer!
fire:
        @echo Step 1. Take a match...
fun:
        @echo ${USER} can\'t integrate -pdV
haste:
        @echo \* Festina lente \*
        @echo Make haste slowly -- Emperor Augustus
marmalade:
        @echo But I don\'t like SPAM!
me:
        @echo Stop being so infantile
meatloaf:
        @echo Mmmmm meatloaf
merry:
        @echo Fa la la la la la la
mess:
        @echo Bad boy!
mistake:
        @echo Blasphemer! I am incapabale of such  \* human \* behavior
money:
        @echo I don\'t think the Secret Service is too keen on that idea
more:
        @echo You haven\'t finished what\'s on your plate!
noise:
        @echo BRRRAPPP!!!
pancakes:
        @echo We\'re out of eggs
peace:
        @echo Well... apologize already!
quiche:
        @echo Try meatloaf instead
rain:
        @echo Are you sure?
        @echo There, done.
suggestion:
        @echo Get a hair-cut
time:
        @echo Good!
        @echo For you will never \* find \* the time to do anything
trouble:
        @echo Can\'t we all just get along?
war:
        @echo make love not war