function timeNow() {
        //Shows the server's time and formats it into hh:mm:ss am/pm format.
        now = new Date($REPLACE_WITH_THE_SERVER'S_DATE)
...

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perl -e'print "Wed Sep 14 23:22:59 EDT 2005\n";my @ti=split(/\s+/,scalar localtime);my $year=pop(@ti);push(@ti,"EDT",$year);print join(" ",@ti),"\n"'

Wed Sep 14 23:22:59 EDT 2005
Mon Sep 26 21:01:16 EDT 2005