Re: There's a level in Hell reserved for ________

[jdporter]

... people who don't check the result of open()

... people who

    indent_the_arguments_of_long_functions( like, 
                                            this,
                                            you,
                                            morons );

... people who write

    open F, ">$tmp"; print F @a; print F $new_item; close F;
    open F, "<$tmp"; @a = <F>; close F;

because they don't know about the push() operator.
(Yes, I've seen that in real production code!)

... people who use any Matt Wright script.

... people who think Ruby is better, by any measure, than Perl.

... people who don't understand why it never made sense for Perl to have a switch statement.

... anyone who thinks code embedded in data is better than data embedded in code; and similarly,

... anyone who thinks GUIs are (or can be) as powerful as command-line interfaces.

jdporter
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