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in thread For whom would you vote, if you were an American?
From the Simpsons:
Kang: The politics of failure have failed. We need to make them work again. Tomorrow, when you are sealed in the voting cubicle, vote for me, Senator Ka… Bob Dole.
Kodos: I am looking forward to an orderly election tomorrow, which will eliminate the need for a violent blood bath.
From the sky comes a scream, as Homer is crashing right into the Capitol. A few footsteps later, he comes running down the stairs.
Homer: America, take a good look at your beloved candidates. They’re nothing but hideous space reptiles.
<unmasks them>
<audience gasps in terror>
Kodos: It’s true, we are aliens. But what are you going to do about it? It’s a two-party system; you have to vote for one of us.
<murmurs>
Random Man: He’s right, this is a two-party system.
Random Man 2: Well, I believe I’ll vote for a third-party candidate.
Kang: Go ahead, throw your vote away.
<Kang and Kodos laugh out loud>
-enlil
Kang: The politics of failure have failed. We need to make them work again. Tomorrow, when you are sealed in the voting cubicle, vote for me, Senator Ka… Bob Dole.
Kodos: I am looking forward to an orderly election tomorrow, which will eliminate the need for a violent blood bath.
From the sky comes a scream, as Homer is crashing right into the Capitol. A few footsteps later, he comes running down the stairs.
Homer: America, take a good look at your beloved candidates. They’re nothing but hideous space reptiles.
<unmasks them>
<audience gasps in terror>
Kodos: It’s true, we are aliens. But what are you going to do about it? It’s a two-party system; you have to vote for one of us.
<murmurs>
Random Man: He’s right, this is a two-party system.
Random Man 2: Well, I believe I’ll vote for a third-party candidate.
Kang: Go ahead, throw your vote away.
<Kang and Kodos laugh out loud>
-enlil
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