My Cell Phone Utilizes Dynamic Scoping

[nefigah]

So I've charged my cell phone a ton of times, but just now made the connection: when you plug it in, it always turns the volume to a certain level, and when you unplug it, the volume goes back to whatever it was before (including Vibrate).

Now that I know Perl:

package Phone::Cell;
sub charge {
    local $volume = 4;
    # Charge...
}

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[sundialsvc4]

{
  $self->goto($self->find_nearby('tall_bridge'));
  $self->drop_into('the_river', $my_phone);

  $self->say("Good Riddance!\n");

  $my_phone = new Apple::iPhone();
}

:-D

[frozenwithjoy]

I'm getting a ton of warnings when I try to run this and my phone just auto-dialed 911.