http://www.perlmonks.org?node_id=1068577

sub _{fork?wait:return$_ for@_} print _(split //,qq{Just another Perl Hacker,});
This is mostly inspired by my first implementation of the "amb" operator for the RosettaCode project, but also partly by mjd's amazing japh http://perl.plover.com/obfuscated/solution.html Mine is obviously much simpler... but still moderately cool.