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I work, Therefore, I am.
I am, therefore, I code.
I code, therfore, I perl.
I perl, therefore, I succeed.
I succeed, therefore, I prosper.
I prosper, therefore, I multiply.
I multiply, therefore, I have dependents.
I have dependents, therefore, I work.