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$ perl -wE 'my $x; $_++ for ($x, 1)'
Modification of a read-only value attempted at -e line 1.
Non-existent; I don't have TV
Non-existent; my TV doesn't have/need a remote
Under my control; I watch alone
Under the control of whoever shouts loudest
Under the control of whoever gets it first
One of many, and the TV has a mind of its own
Results (465 votes),