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this is the time for all good me no
come to the aid of their country.
isthay isway ethay imetay orfay allway oodgay emay onay
omecay otay ethay aidway ofway eirthay ountrycay.
Non-existent; I don't have TV
Non-existent; my TV doesn't have/need a remote
Under my control; I watch alone
Under the control of whoever shouts loudest
Under the control of whoever gets it first
One of many, and the TV has a mind of its own
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