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"Prey pbqr","fpevor"=> "!$/","ernql"=>$^F,
Missing comma after first argument to join or string function at ./jok
+e.pl line 7, near "@_]"
Execution of ./joke.pl aborted due to compilation errors.
Non-existent; I don't have TV
Non-existent; my TV doesn't have/need a remote
Under my control; I watch alone
Under the control of whoever shouts loudest
Under the control of whoever gets it first
One of many, and the TV has a mind of its own
Results (75 votes),