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open (FILE2, ">>/tmp/lotsofopenfiles$$/2") || warn "$!";
print FILE2 "0";
Too many open files at openlotsoffiles.pl line 510.
print() on closed filehandle FILE252 at openlotsoffiles.pl line 511.
Too many open files at openlotsoffiles.pl line 512.
print() on closed filehandle FILE253 at openlotsoffiles.pl line 513.
Non-existent; I don't have TV
Non-existent; my TV doesn't have/need a remote
Under my control; I watch alone
Under the control of whoever shouts loudest
Under the control of whoever gets it first
One of many, and the TV has a mind of its own
Results (566 votes),