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=-> cat test.pl
warn "2 + 2 = 4 not 5!\n";
die "saying two and two makes FOUR! (I love Big Brother!)\n";
Once (shame on you!)
Twice (shame on me!)
More often than I'd like to be
All the time
Just when answering stupid polls
Who you callin' a fool?
I refuse to vote in this ridiculous poll
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