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# From: Schwartz & Phoenix: Learning Perl, 3rd Ed (The Llama), pp. 103
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Once (shame on you!)
Twice (shame on me!)
More often than I'd like to be
All the time
Just when answering stupid polls
Who you callin' a fool?
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