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open( STAT , "</proc/$$/stat" )
or die "Unable to open stat file";
@stat = split /\s+/ , <STAT>;
close( STAT );
There is no Extraterrestrial life
There aren't any suitably capable Extraterrestrials
Interstellar travel is too difficult
We're too uncool / not worth the trouble
What do you mean they haven't visited?
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