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die "$0 casts itself into the Gorge of Eternal Peril: $!";
die "$0 on fire: $!"; # lp1 on fire
die "mailx -s 'Idiot coding perl' merlyn < /dev/null : $!";
die "open(timehole): $!\n";
There is no Extraterrestrial life
There aren't any suitably capable Extraterrestrials
Interstellar travel is too difficult
We're too uncool / not worth the trouble
What do you mean they haven't visited?
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