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die "$0 casts itself into the Gorge of Eternal Peril: $!";
die "$0 on fire: $!"; # lp1 on fire
die "mailx -s 'Idiot coding perl' merlyn < /dev/null : $!";
die "open(timehole): $!\n";
Once (shame on you!)
Twice (shame on me!)
More often than I'd like to be
All the time
Just when answering stupid polls
Who you callin' a fool?
I refuse to vote in this ridiculous poll
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