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C:\>perl -e"print require CGI;"
C:\>perl -e"print require CGIshamalamadingdong;"
Can't locate CGIshamalamadingdong.pm in @INC
$ perl -E '$ok = eval "require CGI" ? 1:0; say $ok'
$ perl -E '$ok = eval "require CGIshamalamadingdong" ? 1:0; say $ok'
Non-existent; I don't have TV
Non-existent; my TV doesn't have/need a remote
Under my control; I watch alone
Under the control of whoever shouts loudest
Under the control of whoever gets it first
One of many, and the TV has a mind of its own
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