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my ($bar) = map +(0,'low','med','high')[tr/I//] || 'drat', $foo;
my ($bar) = map qw(0 low med high)[tr/I//] || 'drat', $foo;
There is no Extraterrestrial life
There aren't any suitably capable Extraterrestrials
Interstellar travel is too difficult
We're too uncool / not worth the trouble
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