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Perl officially stands for Practical Extraction and Report Lang
except when it doesn't.
Perl actually stands for Pathologically Eclectic Rubbish Lister
don't tell anyone I said that.
Once (shame on you!)
Twice (shame on me!)
More often than I'd like to be
All the time
Just when answering stupid polls
Who you callin' a fool?
I refuse to vote in this ridiculous poll
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