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Perl officially stands for Practical Extraction and Report Lang
except when it doesn't.
Perl actually stands for Pathologically Eclectic Rubbish Lister
don't tell anyone I said that.
There is no Extraterrestrial life
There aren't any suitably capable Extraterrestrials
Interstellar travel is too difficult
We're too uncool / not worth the trouble
What do you mean they haven't visited?
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