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Re: If the universe was more like Perl, I would...

by DrWhy (Chaplain)
on May 05, 2011 at 22:26 UTC ( #903257=note: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??

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  1. or download this
    wife.pl:
    
    eval <STDIN>;
    
  2. or download this
    me.pl:
    
    open FSCK, "|perl wife.pl
    print FSCK "unless(fork) { exec 'baby --sex=any --fingers=10 --toes=10
    +' } else { system('make sammich')} "
    

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