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perl -e "my $shoo = 50; $shoo ||= 100; print $shoo;"
perl -e "$shoo=50; $shoo = ($shoo)?50 : 100;print $shoo;"
Non-existent; I don't have TV
Non-existent; my TV doesn't have/need a remote
Under my control; I watch alone
Under the control of whoever shouts loudest
Under the control of whoever gets it first
One of many, and the TV has a mind of its own
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