Aware of the "Real World"
Resort to watching TV
Interact with my S.O.
Improve my Perl-foo
Results (469 votes), past polls
Non-existent; I don't have TV
Non-existent; my TV doesn't have/need a remote
Under my control; I watch alone
Under the control of whoever shouts loudest
Under the control of whoever gets it first
One of many, and the TV has a mind of its own
Results (467 votes),