The check is in the mail.
It wasn't me!
No, Officer. (or "Two beers")
I know that!
Size doesn't matter.
Your call is very important to us...
But PerlMonks is work related.
Results (464 votes), past polls
Use two parentheses: (Like this: :) )
Use one parenthesis: (Like this: :)
Reverse direction of the smiley: (Like this: (: )
Use angle/square brackets instead of parentheses
Use C-style commenting to set the smiley off from the closing parenthesis
Make the smiley a dunce: (:>
I disapprove of emoticons
Results (632 votes),