I spent all my money elsewhere (comment below)
I don't like good food
I don't like good desserts
I don't like the idea of three days of Perl
They won't let me (comment below)
I don't like good weather
I don't like cheap beer
I don't want to meet all you guys
What do you mean, not going?
I voted for fishnets
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Read a book on Perl
Written a book on Perl
Contributed to the Perl source code
Debugged someone else's script
Played Perl Golf
Used regular expressions to save the day
Used Perl for a certain amount of time (please specify)
Invested a certain amount of man-hours in learning Perl (please estimate)
Visited at least x Perl related events
(Co)maintain at least x active (up-river) CPAN modules
Forgotten you were not Larry Wall
One can never truly know Perl
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