I spent all my money elsewhere (comment below)
I don't like good food
I don't like good desserts
I don't like the idea of three days of Perl
They won't let me (comment below)
I don't like good weather
I don't like cheap beer
I don't want to meet all you guys
What do you mean, not going?
I voted for fishnets
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My fellow monks
Can't tell (I'm NSA/FBI/HS/...)
Others (explain your deviation)
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