All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
I'd move the Monastery to an island paradise in the Carribbean and open the gods' swimming pool to everyone (shhh... except NodeReaper, for obvious reasons).
I'd buy the house next door to Bill and blast the Windows startup theme music every time I have to reboot.
I'd finally get rid of my Pentium-II.
I would fund a research project into building a better the ultimate mousetrap.
I would still be Just another Perl hacker,
Broadband for everyone! It's on me!
I would give the Chatterbox streaming video.
I would pay for Antivroom's therapy sessions.
Results (427 votes), past polls
The same name on every site (unless it is taken already)
A different name for every site
The same name for sites I don't care about, but different names on sites I do care about
Different names for sites I don't care about, but the same name on sites I do care about
The anonymous account
Someone else's username
Root, after hacking into the site
Results (209 votes),