All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
I'd move the Monastery to an island paradise in the Carribbean and open the gods' swimming pool to everyone (shhh... except NodeReaper, for obvious reasons).
I'd buy the house next door to Bill and blast the Windows startup theme music every time I have to reboot.
I'd finally get rid of my Pentium-II.
I would fund a research project into building a better the ultimate mousetrap.
I would still be Just another Perl hacker,
Broadband for everyone! It's on me!
I would give the Chatterbox streaming video.
I would pay for Antivroom's therapy sessions.
Results (427 votes), past polls
Use subroutines for code reuse
Master regular expressions
Write my GUIs with Perl
Abandon CGI in favor of some modern web framework
Put my code in modules
Create CPAN distributions
test and document my code as I write it
Write OOP with or without animal help
Finally switch to a modern Perl style
Create a killer application with Perl
Detoxify from Perl and PerlMonks
Choose another language because Perl is dead
Learn to program for mobile devices
Complete my secret world domination project
None, because the road to hell is paved with good intentions
Results (260 votes),