All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
I'd move the Monastery to an island paradise in the Carribbean and open the gods' swimming pool to everyone (shhh... except NodeReaper, for obvious reasons).
I'd buy the house next door to Bill and blast the Windows startup theme music every time I have to reboot.
I'd finally get rid of my Pentium-II.
I would fund a research project into building a better the ultimate mousetrap.
I would still be Just another Perl hacker,
Broadband for everyone! It's on me!
I would give the Chatterbox streaming video.
I would pay for Antivroom's therapy sessions.
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An organised event
A traditional gathering
With family and friends
I don't celebrate the New Year
Adjusting my clocks for the Leap Second
I can't remember
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