Tastes like chicken.
Smells like tuna.
Looks like line noise.
Feels cold and clammy.
Runs like Montezuma's Revenge.
Must be kept refrigerated after opening.
Will be my gift to my successors.
Was a curse bestowed upon me by my predecessors.
Is most easily consumed with chopsticks.
May cause bloating.
Needs a little salt.
Back away, close the door, pretend you never saw it.
Results (248 votes), past polls
The same name on every site (unless it is taken already)
A different name for every site
The same name for sites I don't care about, but different names on sites I do care about
Different names for sites I don't care about, but the same name on sites I do care about
The anonymous account
Someone else's username
Root, after hacking into the site
Results (240 votes),