Watching my life flash before my eyes.
Seeing how high I can count, "One, Two, th"
Considering all the Britney Spears songs I like.
Computing the answer to the universe on my new 3GHz dual-core system.
Watching the clock.
Catching up on my beauty sleep.
Stopping to smell the roses.
Trying to get the jump on everyone else at quick-posting an answer to PerlMonks.
Results (293 votes), past polls
Use subroutines for code reuse
Master regular expressions
Write my GUIs with Perl
Abandon CGI in favor of some modern web framework
Put my code in modules
Create CPAN distributions
test and document my code as I write it
Write OOP with or without animal help
Finally switch to a modern Perl style
Create a killer application with Perl
Detoxify from Perl and PerlMonks
Choose another language because Perl is dead
Learn to program for mobile devices
Complete my secret world domination project
None, because the road to hell is paved with good intentions
Results (254 votes),