Motorcycle or scooter.
Subway / Train.
Skateboard / Inline skates.
Ferry / Sail / Paddle.
Internet / Telephone / Fax.
Airplane / Helecopter.
Telekinesis / Telepathy / Teleportation.
My Perl-based bot has fooled people for years into believing I'm currently at my desk.
The unemployed never commute.
I never go home.
Results (485 votes), past polls
I make decisions, and my brain carries them out
My brain makes the decisions, and I observe them (if I'm lucky)
I make some decisions, and my brain makes others
My spouse makes decisions and I and my brain carry them out
I wrote a program to relieve me and my brain from the burden of decision-making
The black-helicopter people project the decisions into my brain and then I do as ordered
Results (390 votes),