a Perl Ranch
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a Perl Castle
a Perl Restaurant
a Perl Bedlam
a Perl Circus
a Perl Camp
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There is no Extraterrestrial life
There aren't any suitably capable Extraterrestrials
Interstellar travel is too difficult
We're too uncool / not worth the trouble
What do you mean they haven't visited?
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