be a libjustdoit wrapper
read my mind and do all the programming for me
be God's rewrite of Perl
be the intergalactic community's rewrite of Perl
run on isolinear chips
probably be out before Perl 6
be a port of Perl 5.496 to run on the new Personal Quantum Computer
be/do something else
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Electric eels were invented at the same time as electricity
Before electricity was invented, electric eels had to stun with gas
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