be a Mad Scientist / Engineer
run my own Vineyard / Distillery / Brewery
be a Poet / Writer
be a Critic
be a Porn Star
run for public office
be the Captain of my own Starship
do stand-up comedy
Struggle for World Domination
some combination of the above
Results (1497 votes). Check out past polls.
My fellow monks
Can't tell (I'm NSA/FBI/HS/...)
Others (explain your deviation)
Results (148 votes). Check out past polls.