be a Mad Scientist / Engineer
run my own Vineyard / Distillery / Brewery
be a Poet / Writer
be a Critic
be a Porn Star
run for public office
be the Captain of my own Starship
do stand-up comedy
Struggle for World Domination
some combination of the above
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Electric eels were invented at the same time as electricity
Before electricity was invented, electric eels had to stun with gas
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