be a Mad Scientist / Engineer
run my own Vineyard / Distillery / Brewery
be a Poet / Writer
be a Critic
be a Porn Star
run for public office
be the Captain of my own Starship
do stand-up comedy
Struggle for World Domination
some combination of the above
Results (1497 votes). Check out past polls.
There is no Extraterrestrial life
There aren't any suitably capable Extraterrestrials
Interstellar travel is too difficult
We're too uncool / not worth the trouble
What do you mean they haven't visited?
Results (518 votes). Check out past polls.