did not write tests
enjoyed life outside the Monastery
Perl golfed with production code
started career as a chef and made spaghetti
was evil in my wording toward novices
posted RTFM anonymously
envied for my neighbors Quad core 16GB Linux server home setup
stole bandwidth from an open WLAN without permission
lied in order to keep my job
did some other mischief
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There is no Extraterrestrial life
There aren't any suitably capable Extraterrestrials
Interstellar travel is too difficult
We're too uncool / not worth the trouble
What do you mean they haven't visited?
Results (493 votes). Check out past polls.