user holli <style type="text/css"> @import url("http://holli.perlmonk.org/css/holli.css"); </style> <center> <img src="http://holli.perlmonk.org/images/me.gif" height="57" width="395" alt="That's me" /> <img src="http://holli.perlmonk.org/images/Muetze2.jpg" height="284" width="407" alt="my image"/> <img src="http://holli.perlmonk.org/images/bio.gif" height="57" width="395" alt="Biography"/> I am a perl programmer since 1998. I started writing CGI-scripts for Brillantnet France, sarl. until the company went down the drain due to incompetent management. Then I worked for the <a href="http://www.kvsaarland.de">"Kassenärztliche Vereinigung"</a> (that is something like a union for doctors that take part in the german public health system) until April '07. Can you imagine? Before i came there they didn´t even know perl, and at the end we did 50% of inhouse-development using perl and his commercial brothers from ActiveState (PerlDevKit). After the job got said I did some part time projects and am now working for a pure [http://www.superclix.de|perl shop] as a full time developer. Yay! In the picture above you can see me and a bowl of potatoe salad. <h3>Please note: Due to recent changes on Perlmonks policy, you need to [http://www.perlmonks.org/index.pl?node_id=17642#homenodefilter|enable risky HTML] to get all out of this homenode, especially if you need sex.</h3> <form method="POST"> <input name="op" type="hidden" value="message"> <input name="node_id" type="hidden" value="241598"> <input name="message" type="hidden" value="/me is in deep need of some physical devotion"> <input type="submit" value="Click here if you need sex!"> </form> <img src="http://holli.perlmonk.org/images/xp.gif" height="57" width="395" alt="XP Graph"/> XP-Chart temporarily (?) out of order  <img src="http://holli.perlmonk.org/images/geek.gif" height="57" width="395" alt="Geek Code"/> <table border="0"> <tr> <td> <pre> Version: 0.01 P+++$c---P6-R+++M+O+++MA++E++PU+BD++C++ D++S++X++WP+++MO!PP+++n!CO-PO--o G A-OLC---OLJ-Ee-Ev!uL+w m* </pre> </td> </tr> </table> <form action="http://www.xmltwig.com/cgi-bin/pgc/pgc_decode" method="POST"> <input type="hidden" name="code" value="Version: 0.01 P+++$c---P6-R+++M+O+++MA++E++PU+BD++C++ D++S++X++WP+++MO!PP+++n!CO-PO--o G A-OLC---OLJ-Ee-Ev!uL+w m*"> <input type=submit value="Decode!"> </form> <img src="http://holli.perlmonk.org/images/mynodes.gif" height="57" width="600" alt="Selected Nodes of mine" /> [id://436993] (must read for Firefox users) [id://434813] [id://434177] [id://416063] [id://421351] [id://424206] [id://428482] [id://417803] <img src="http://holli.perlmonk.org/images/newbies.gif" height="57" width="600" alt="Selected Nodes for newbies" /> [Tutorials] read them, grok them or [tye] will hit you ;-) [id://972] [id://43037] [id://17558] [id://29281] [id://431511] [id://304849] [id://212072] [id://75563] [id://98596] [id://216602] [http://perl.plover.com/varvarname.html|Why it´s stupid to use symbolic references (off-site)] [http://nbpfaus.net/~pfau/cbhistory.cgi?site=PM|one hour Chatterbox history (off-site)] [http://desert-island.dynodns.net/perl/pmplanet.html|pmplanet - where are all the monks? (off-site)] <img src="http://holli.perlmonk.org/images/funnodes.gif" height="57" width="300" alt="Fun Nodes" /> [id://156816] [id://129726] [id://436526] [id://242242] [id://181149] [id://392020] [id://282738] [id://249452] [id://242378] [id://290263] [id://199426] [id://123735] [id://75230] [http://www.bbspot.com/News/2001/03/perl_test.html|99.99% of High School Seniors Can't Read Perl (off-site)] [id://411274] [id://45399] (a must read) [id://46536] (a must read) [id://49230] [id://354307] [id://244613] [id://31460] [id://239341] [id://137722] [id://75744] [id://62425] [id://432851] [id://298942] [id://437269] [id://27854] [id://487723] <img src="http://holli.perlmonk.org/images/cb.gif" height="57" width="395" alt="Lately in the CB" /> </center> <[g0n]> .oO( who's ridding me of this Turbulent Project Manager?) [holli] rids g0n of this turbulent project manager <[holli]> there you are :-) <[RazorbladeBidet]> ... Holli's Pizzeria and Project Manager Disposal does it again! In 30 seconds or less! <[schodckwm]> RBB: lol, I think? [g0n] thanks Holli and carries on rolling cigarettes. [herveus] wonders when g0n will have to do public penance now... <[Camel_thirst]> Holli's fast garbage collection u mean? [holli] also hands g0n some spicefor his cigarettes <[herveus]> .oO(how closely does g0n resemble Peter O'Toole?) <[holli]> yeah. works as long as that Project Manager isn't a circular reference. <[atcroft]> atcroft decides it is better not to eat at that pizzeria, and wonders at a theory that would explain both the Soylent Green pizza topping and the disposal process..... <[herveus]> .oO(...and does his project manager resemble Richard Burton?) <hr> <[diotalevi]> Huh. Foo->() is merely alternative syntax for Foo(). I never knew that. <[jZed]> a man walks into a Bar->(), bartender says, did you know that arrow is redundant? <hr> <[g0n]> [Intrepid] ask holli, he's a dab hand at cat catching. <[Nevtlathiel]> I could get my co-worker to lure cats to you with cat-food soup and multiple tins of slamon and tuna <[Intrepid]> Yes! And then I could scopp them up, break their necks, skin them in front of everyone, and start putting the half-cooked cat meat into sterilized glass jars. I bet I make a million bucks. [Intrepid] realizes how upsetting that last send will be to some readers ;-) <[Intrepid]> I would, btw, never hurt a cat, ever. I am extremely fond of them and take fanatically good care of them. [Detonite] summons a dire cat, and sends it towards Intrepid. <[Nevtlathiel]> but would you hurt a cat <[Detonite]> [Nev]++ :) <[Intrepid]> When I was dating my gorgeous Alicia, one of them first things I did at her house was to establish a twice-weekly duty of cleaning her litter box for her cats ;-) [DigitalKitty] suddenly appears after being summoned and immediately walks in Intrepid's direction. [Detonite] double-checks his spellbook <hr> DigitalKitty casually mentions that she might just be an old lisp program designed to demonstrate machine learning and nobody from that academic year remembered to cancel her job. $ps -aux | grep katie... <[Zaxo]> I hadn't notithed the Lithp <hr> <[theorbtwo]> BTW, Intrepid, have you met planetscape yet? <[planetscape]> speak of the devil, and she shall appear ;-) <[castaway]> iek! <[planetscape]> muwahahahahaha! <hr> <[bart]> Germans are weird. <[holli]> declare yourself. <[theorbtwo]> I have nothing to declare except my brilliance. <hr> <[andye]> aFOO! andye is a geek with a cold. <[rhesa]> bless \$you <center> <img src="http://holli.perlmonk.org/images/met.gif" height="57" width="395" alt="Monks I've met" /> [tinita] [tphyahoo] [martinvi] [Corion] [reneeb] [Happy-the-monk] [sir_lichtkind] [Fengor] [jkva] [clinton] [g0n] and many others I might not have recognized at YAPC::EU 2007 <img src="http://holli.perlmonk.org/images/hp.gif" height="57" width="395" alt="Homepage" /> <a href="http://holli.perlmonk.org">visit me @ perlmonk.org</a> <img src="http://holli.perlmonk.org/images/saint.gif" height="57" width="395" alt="Sainthood" /> At April 1st 2005, 00:01 GMT  <img src="http://holli.perlmonk.org/images/buttons.gif" height="57" width="400" /> [matra555] [injunjoel] [perlsen] [ZlR] [stevenrh] [Tanktalus] [jbrugger] [knoebi] [SamCG] [frankied] [xorl] [holli] [r34d0nl1] [sh1tn] [K_M_McMahon] [hok_si_la] [LostS] [mpeters] [monkey_boy] [gube] [chas] [Realbot] [esskar] [BioGeek] [Hero Zzyzzx] [manav] [betterworld] [jbrugger] [Murcia] [oakbox] [uksza] [abulafia] [Camel_thirst] [njcodewarrior] [jcoxen] [dhoss] [dbw] [sailortailorson] 2012-08-01 22:02:01 12901 413874 418654 1510 Freiburg (Germany)</td><tr><td>Alien Image:</td><td>yapc t-shirt 2 on on