note Anonymous Monk <blockquote>Update: Jeez, I really didn't think I had to resort to <code><humour></humour></code> tags...</blockquote> <p>Welcome to the Internet my friend. The man on your left is a communist grammar nazi with a loaded 9mm who is currently re-reading your post for the 8th time looking for typos. The man on your right is jaded programmer who has not slept in 72 hours, is trying to meet a deadline, consumed a near lethal dose of caffeine, and is about to be informed he's getting laid off. The man wearing the tin foil hat behind you thinks that you're a microsoft operative sent to kill him. The programmers who wrote the software you're currently using were all hooked on crack. Good luck!</p> <p>Some people say they fought in 'Nam. I say "so what, I posted on Perlmonks."</p> <p>Apologies to Denis Leary.</p> 245931 245994 20