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Abigail-II
<blockquote><em>
Has anyone
considered that Elvish people might have evolved into Perl programmers?
</em></blockquote>
<p>
Yeah, each time I see a program without <tt>use strict</tt>,
<tt>use warnings</tt> and without checking the return
value of <tt>open</tt>, I think <em>must have been an elf</em>.
After all elves are immortal, so they can afford to be careless.
For all others, life's too short.
<p>
Elves are smelly characters. They have no use except
satisfying the need of AD&D munchkin players.
<p>
Abigail the Dwarf.
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