note bunnyman An alternative interpretation: <ul> <li>TCP You prefer to have long lasting exchanges, and you always know exactly who you are talking to. <li>UDP You utter short phrases and you don't care if you are heard or not. Sometimes you aren't talking to anybody in particular. <li>ICMP You exist only to faciliate conversations between other people but you don't have anything to add to the discussion yourself. <li>IPX You are amish. You refuse to do things the modern way and you don't speak directly to non-amish people. <li>SMB Refusing to speak proper English, you expect everybody around you to learn your native language. <li>TFTP You still use telegrams Stop Nothing wrong with that Full Stop <li>SMTP You are a mailman. <li>NNTP You hold meetings for everything that you do. <li>HTTP All you want to know is "What are you asking of me?" <li>WAP You don't have much to say, but you can heard far and wide. <li>SOAP You are Charles Dickens. Paid by the word, you tend to write much more than you need to get the point across. </ul> 325590 325603