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moritz
never exist
be a [http://lists.debian.org/debian-devel/2005/04/msg00004.html|libjustdoit] wrapper
read my mind and do all the programming for me
be God's rewrite of Perl
be the intergalactic community's rewrite of Perl
compile LOLCODE
run on [http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Isolinear_chip|isolinear chips]
probably be out before Perl 6
be a port of Perl 5.496 to run on the new Personal Quantum Computer
be/do something else
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13
52
32
47
36
18
123
10
23