poem
petdance
After going to the [Perl Film Festival] and listening to [WPERL, the Perl radio station],
a monk can get mighty hungry, so why not stop off at the Perl
Diner?
<P>
Sit down and <TT>chomp</tt> on some Perl delectables.
This is no time to work on your <TT>abs</tt>.
(Be sure to wash your
hands before eating, and <TT>use SOAP;</tt>)
<CODE>
# say grace
bless $this, "Meal";
%browns;
my @eggs;
for ( 1..10 ) {
my ($x,$y) = rand @eggs, rand @eggs;
@eggs[$x,$y] = @eggs[$y,$x];
}
sub sandwich;
@soup = split( //, $p );
chop $pork;
write KRISPIE;
write KRISPIE;
write KRISPIE;
</code>
And no, we don't serve java.
<HR>
Highlight below for the answers....
<FONT COLOR="white">
<PRE>
Hash browns
scrambled eggs
sub sandwich
split pea soup
pork chop
writes krispies (Don't hit me, please)
</pre>
</font>
<P>
xoxo,<BR>
Andy<BR>
--<BR>
<megaphone>
Throw down the gun and tiara and come out of the float!
</megaphone>