thttpd The tiny/turbo/throttling web server. (200k exe in win32 form. see second section)
The only mention I can find of the embedded perl I found is mostly in russian here but the link is to a UK site, but was down when I just tried it.
Examine what is said, not who speaks.
"Efficiency is intelligent laziness." -David Dunham
"When I'm working on a problem, I never think about beauty. I think only how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong." -Richard Buckminster Fuller
If I understand your problem, I can solve it! Of course, the same can be said for you.