One line may solve it,
but before you dash e, note:
golf ain't for newbies.
Like any other game, you learn to play golf from your mistakes! :-)
There is no Extraterrestrial life
There aren't any suitably capable Extraterrestrials
Interstellar travel is too difficult
We're too uncool / not worth the trouble
What do you mean they haven't visited?
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