does your code run slow?
finding your time dilated?
galactic frame drag
People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff.
My fellow monks
Can't tell (I'm NSA/FBI/HS/...)
Others (explain your deviation)
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