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I usually boil water for tea using a(n) ...
Phaser set on minimum.
ISTR Kirk and crew actually did this once or twice; e.g. in The Enemy Within and Spock's Brain.
This reminds me to
Ozy and Millie strip 2.
0 - I'm a blankster
0 - My devices have no keyboard
0 - I use a chorded keyboard that transcends your concept of keys
26 - I need the other keys for Perl sigils!
31 - I write code in the original APL
31 - ß counts only as one letter!
∞ - I use an Optimus keyboard
ℵ1 - I reject your Latin-centric notion of letters
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