in reply to My First JAPH
perl -wle 'die"Just Another $^X hacker\n"';
<-- z0d -->
There is no Extraterrestrial life
There aren't any suitably capable Extraterrestrials
Interstellar travel is too difficult
We're too uncool / not worth the trouble
What do you mean they haven't visited?
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