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Re^3: Where are the Perl::Critic policies for the Camel? (the unthinking leading the unseasoned)

by tchrist (Pilgrim)
on Oct 06, 2013 at 15:49 UTC ( #1057161=note: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??

in reply to Re^2: Where are the Perl::Critic policies for the Camel? (the unthinking leading the unseasoned)
in thread Where are the Perl::Critic policies for the Camel?

Andy Lester graciously wrote:

Never mind automated linters, how many times have you seen this exchange?

“You should always use strict and warnings.”

“I used to have those but they caused a lot of errors and my code wouldn't run so I took them out.”

How many times have I seen that particular exchange, Andy? As many times as there are grains of sand in the sea! Especially if you count including -Wall in your Makefile’s CCFLAGS.

But I can top that. I’ve actually seen this, and not just once, either:

Manager: “We can’t have any more coredumps from our C programs. It makes us look bad and interferes with production.”

Programmer: signal(SIGSEGV, SIG_IGN);

I dearly wish I were kidding; I’m not.

I see stuff like this every day, stuff that doesn’t so much move you to righteous ranting as it does to being stricken dumb with sheer disbelief. I bet I now have keyboard-shaped wedges permanently imprinted on my forehead.

It’s code that leads first to apoplexy and thence to syncope. The thing is, after they bring around the code-smelling salts and still dazed you awaken from your nightmare, it’s all still there: holy terrors of truly Biblical proportion.

And by Biblical, I’m specifically thinking of the venerable Books of Job and of Lamentations and of Ecclesiastes: no Good News to be found. :)

We’re well into sackcloth-and-ashes territory here.

“Weeping may endure for an entire dark release, but joy cometh in the fresh light of refactoring.”

― Psalms 30:5, the Programmers’ edition

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[Discipulus]: i will need to handle by reference later on
[Eily]: kinda sounds like father Christmas is late
[hippo]: (asking because I'm sure you said before about learning English) Did you know there are 2 different words for smaller quantities in English? They are "less" and "fewer". Fewer applies to a number of discrete things like days.
Eily notes also
[hippo]: So if you don't drink as much milk and not as often you are said to drink less milk on fewer days. Confusing, eh?
[Eily]: same as many/much, few/little

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