I considered myself as a Junk;
Until here, I met a Monk;
I don't have time for you,I said to a hot girl;
Because now, I am in love with Perl.
Bought a souvenir
Emailed all my friends about it
Got blowed up
Hit him right dead in the jaw
Made it awkward
Took a selfie
Want to go home
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