vote on April first is:
Probably not original, but Piet Koornhof (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piet_Koornhof) famously said that every time he made a joke, people thought it was a policy statement. And every time he made a policy statement, people thought he was joking.
"Annoying amateurs' day".
And I laugh foolishly...
Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results...
You must not be a cook.
My fellow monks
Can't tell (I'm NSA/FBI/HS/...)
Others (explain your deviation)
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