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by AppleFritter (Priest)
on Apr 27, 2014 at 20:42 UTC ( #1084031=user: print w/ replies, xml ) Need Help??

Howdy, partner! Name's Apple Fritter, pleasure to meet y'all! I use Perl, but I don't know that much about it (yet). I'm trying to change that, so I frequent the Monastery, reading others' answers and code to learn, and providing my own answers and code to hone my skills.

Not affiliated with Tom Owad's

Note: I'm not active on Perlmonks anymore. Here's why, in a nutshell.

For new users:

N.B. when crossposting to several sites, it is considered polite to inform readers of this and provide links to avoid unnecessary/duplicated effort.

For established users:

The Monastery:

General infrastructure:

Perl culture:


Monk quotes:

Do not fear death, you will re-awaken to a world built with Perfect Perl 7 and no Python.
-- boftx, Re^3: Using die() in methods

the moment you try to separate the physical construction of code -- kloc, function points, abstracts test quantities -- from the intellectual processes of gathering requirements; understanding work-patterns and flows; and imagining suitable, appropriate, workable algorithms to meet them; you do not have sufficient understanding of the process involved in code development to be making decisions about it.
-- BrowserUk, Re: Nobody Expects the Agile Imposition (Part VII): Metrics

You were unlucky in the sense that your program seems to have remained valid Perl even with all variables removed.
-- Corion, Re: [OneLiner] What am I doing wrong in my regex?

I insist on being paid to use Windows products, sir!
-- Your Mother, Re^3: PerlWizard - A free wizard for automatic Perl software code generation using simple forms

No further rational discussion is possible here because I find your preferred style utterly abhorrent :)
-- BrowserUk, Re^3: Porting (old) code to something else

Remember the Perl motto: when in doubt, use a hash!
-- Athanasius, Re^3: Need help in extracting timestamp from the line in a file

Two monks sat together for lunch. The first monk said, "What do you see when you see me?"
The second replied, "I see a reflection of the Buddha."
The first, feeling nasty, said, "When I look at you, I see a pile of shit."
The second just smiled. The first turned angry. "Why are you smiling?"
The second replied, "What comes out of a man is a reflection of what's inside a man. I am filled with the Buddha nature, so everywhere I look, I see a reflection of the Buddha."

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