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Re: I filter my mail

by Zo (Scribe)
on Oct 09, 2001 at 19:53 UTC ( #117777=note: print w/replies, xml ) Need Help??


in reply to I filter my mail

If there's an "Fwd:" in the subject line - instant termination of file. No I don't want to see Brittney Spears naked, no I don't need a new car loan, no I don't care about bad luck if not sent to 10 other people in 10 minutes, no I don't want to be a stud with Viagra, no I don't need to know the top ten dirty pick-up lines to use for Valentines Day, no I don't want 'instant credit', no I don't want to "be a model or just look like one" ... I could go on for weeks with all the garbage taking up space out there!
brother Zo

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Re: Re: I filter my mail
by suaveant (Parson) on Oct 09, 2001 at 21:43 UTC
    No I don't want to see Brittney Spears naked...

    I question the validity of this statement ;) Assuming you are male, heterosexual, and breathing ;)

                    - Ant
                    - Some of my best work - Fish Dinner

      Ok, maybe I would like to see Brit.Spears naked
      ;-)
      but still this does not change my point made earlier!!!

      Thank you,
      studly - non-viagra needing - good credit having - pick-up line using - not a model but want to look like one, brother Zo

      ps: as Seinfeild says: "Not that there's anything wrong with that!"
      No sense in arguing about bad taste ;-)
      shouldn't that be "assuming you are male, breathing, and heterosexual" .. since a dead person has no sexuality.. *shrug*.. -- SyBase
        well, perhaps not to you...

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